AnonymousBlowjob? or handjob?
full time job with health care benefits
*anxious at night*
next day: “haha boy that was a silly thing to be anxious about”
that night: “OR WAS IT”
why are you even here
She knew EXACTLY what to do lmaooo
That cold expression when she realized what she had to do. Sis is me
I’M CRYING!
Me AF…
how to get away with murder
remember that episode on that’s so raven where cory married his two rats
hillary: he
trump:
my favorite new trump supporter conspiracy theory is that hillary clinton was wearing a hidden earpiece feeding her debate answers because to them it’s simply implausible that a yale law school graduate is better at words and facts than an oversized circus peanut with hair
That’s the opposite of a problem
a new bed
Guy at the factory: are you sure this isn’t a mistake?
Other worker: why would it be a mistake?
I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker
floofer with a long tongue
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~holy moly!😍🐚 {credit}
